Xenophobic Coffee

Don't be an asshole! Drink Dunkin’ Donuts’ coffee, or Rachel Ray will pour tomato sauce on your head and gnaw your face off!
I’m impressed with Dunkin’ Donuts’ tack in their new commercial which appears to focus its coffee-ground gaze at the Xenophobic-Republican-and-Lou-Dobbs market. My suggested slogan:
Dunkin’ Donuts: Coffee For People Who Don’t Want To Fucking ‘Press 1 for English’